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rkapsoro 48 minutes ago [-]
My beef with birds has always been that they treat the entire world as their toilet. Woe betide the creature who finds himself beneath a bird.
srean 35 minutes ago [-]
With graduation looming, I asked a friend of mine sombrely, what does he plan to do with his life after college.
His answer, I am gonna catch one of those birds and shit on their heads so that they know.
These birds at our open-air college cafeteria had been, for four years, taking a dump on our heads or in our favourite hot beverage.
waffletower 53 minutes ago [-]
I am not sure that visitors will spend enough time to get the art. I attempted to give the carrion crow its due, noting 18 legitimate votes. But when I tried to add my rank it landed "the democratic process has collapsed".
sagabai 2 hours ago [-]
Swans are overrated geese. But ducks are fine
leZon 2 hours ago [-]
ducks >>> all birds
olyjohn 2 hours ago [-]
...except for the whole creepy gang rape thing.
specproc 2 hours ago [-]
Ducks suck, Corvids are where it's at.
I regularly feed bits of my sandwich to the jackdaws near me, they'll catch it out the air.
His answer, I am gonna catch one of those birds and shit on their heads so that they know.
These birds at our open-air college cafeteria had been, for four years, taking a dump on our heads or in our favourite hot beverage.
I regularly feed bits of my sandwich to the jackdaws near me, they'll catch it out the air.